Pumpkin Flavored Everything! is the first official comedy skit on The Purple Penguin. It was posted on November 21, 2016.
Keith is on a phone call, when he hears the doorbell ring. He meets a girl scout, who attempts to sell him some cookies. However, the girl scout only lists pumpkin flavored cookies. Keith closes the door on her, and decides to get some hot chocolate. However, he realizes that it is also pumpkin flavored, and gets angry. Keith decides to go and read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, only to realize that he is actually reading Charlie and the Pumpkin Factory. He yells out Pumpkins!!!, and a message saying that people should stop making pumpkin stuff is seen on the screen.